Some Dumb Ideas

Some ideas. Most are dumb. I think them anyway.

The Pain Receptors in My Toe…

The pain receptors in my toe are leagues above that of [all] my vital organs. 

Why have these receptors evolved to be so intense, that I contemplate suicide for a split second every time I stub my toe? 

Are flips flops worth this pain? It becomes a harder decision with every stub.

Pain in Toe

[my ai prompt] "The pain in my toe is so intense that I want the world to explode..."